No Prince Charming ALLOWED

I told someone once that I was sorry for all the wrong-doings I'd bestowed upon Ben and that I wanted to fix it, and they told me, 'why bother? You need to grow up, and figure out that he'll never believe you. I feel for you, but honestly-he's not Prince Charming. Jeez!' I just glared at them and bore holes in their back with my eyes. 'I never said he WAS!' I'd screamed out after them before storming away to brood. Yeah, he's not Prince Charming: PC was a gay prissy-boy in tights with a white horse that must've been constructed of saran wrap, since it was never dirty. Ben's more like a rip-off-butterfly-wings-and-give-them-to-you-as-a-gift type guy. I like those kind much better than the dragon slaying mama's boy kind. Those kind suck. All they think about is themselves. Ben's not like that I don't think. He's definitely no mama's boy. He doesn't seem to have any emotional attachment to his family whatsoever. But by no means does that make him a fair-weather guy who will never have a 'nice' bone in his body. He can't be terrible.