Fiendish and Spastic

I haven't mentioned names of anyone except Ben. I haven't mentioned my friends, or myself, or my teachers. But I've made references to them. I have not made references to his friends, and here's why: they're fiendish and spastic. So much so in fact, that I will mention their names (at least the ones I know that disturb me the most) Jared is just so...hideous. Tyler is large and scary, and Nate...wel... Nate is just a moron. See, I don't know any of them that well, but I don't think I'd like them if I did. They're very obnoxious. Today after school Nate was flailing around like he was having a spastic convulsion or was posessed (even though that isn't true. He thinks that he was called upon by God to deliver us all from Hell. I'm just kidding.) Actually, Ben's friends are freaky, but IDK them, so I can't say that for sure. Jared COULD be just ugly and that be it. although I have heard he's very annoying. And I do know that Tyler is a creep and is a freaky fiend. I have heard that and I believe it. IDK about Nate. He might just be stupid or something. HE WALKS FUNNY AND HE'S ALAYS SPAZZING OUT! Here's my question: were they all crossing a road at a green light? Because I think they all got hit by cars or something. O.o Jk, u guys. I have no clue I'm just messing around (but not entirely. I do mean it, sorta)